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Padded Cell #614352

Instigator, Provocator, and All-Around Devil on the Shoulder

Draickin und Phoenix
19 February
This Journal is Friends-Only.

Brighter Planet's 350 Challenge

About Phoenix

♥ Originally from Charleston, SC, Currently living in Bumf&@k with a husband and step-daughter.
♥ Enjoys cooking, crafts, computer games, and AD&D.
♥ Aspires to be a writer but hasn't quite made it.
♥ Fears rejection and circus clowns.
♥ Sarcastic and twisted, with a slightly nutty flavor.
♥ Talks A LOT.
♥ Has an addictive personality.
♥ Loves cats, hates spiders, and considers red Swedish Fish better than sex and crack combined.
♥ Friendly and easy to get along with... only bites if you ask nicely.

About Draickin

♥ Co-owns this journal, but rarely rears his head.
♥ Tends to pop in totally at random with strange photos, macros, and other WTF-inducing content and then disappear without a trace.
♥ Owner of Phoenix's step-daughter.
♥ Gamer, geek, and all around shopping addict.
♥ Quick-witted and HIGHLY sarcastic.
♥ Occasionally finds others' misfortune hilarious.

What's In this Journal?

♥ I recently decided to f-lock my journal for various reasons. My writing journal is entirely public, but not linked to this account. I do this for peace of mind. I won't apologize, because it's my right do do so. If you're offended by this, you don't have to stay.
♥ If you are easily offended, this journal is not for you. I speak freely about many topics.
♥ I don't deal well with melodramatic crap. I'm honest, and I like for my friends to be as well.
♥ You will find political talk here, as well as religious discussion. I enjoy friendly and/or civil debate. Share your opinions, but don't attack me. My opinions are mine, not yours.
If you can't be nice, go away.
♥ I'm very protective of my friends. If they're on my f-list, I'm probably going to defend them.
♥ I talk about music, I share lyrics, and I make playlists.
♥ I'm a writer of both fanfic and original fiction. I whine about that. A lot.
♥ I'm a fangirl. I don't squee a lot, but when I do, look out.
♥ I'm a 'shipper and a hopeless romantic.
♥ I'm a dork. Yes, there will be lots of geeking out.
♥ I talk about my real life. I have friends also on Lj and they're mentioned too.
♥ I rant and rave like a lunatic. I scream. I curse. I make wild accusations at inanimate objects.
♥ Did I mention that I'm sarcastic?
♥ Oh yeah, and a little bitchy sometimes. Consider yourself warned.
♥ I post pictures of my knitting/crochet creations.
♥ I read a lot. And I talk about what I read.
♥ I'm a gamer (of sorts). I play D&D. I play video games. I'm a Guitar Hero goddess.
♥ I talk about and post pictures of my cats.
♥ I make icons. Check out my gallery.

The Writer and the Fangirl

♥ I started making up stories when I learned to talk, and have been writing as long as I could hold a pencil. My imagination frequently runs wild, and I enjoy it.
♥ Started Writing Fanfiction in 2001 for a Ewan McGregor Yahoo!Group. Hooked ever since.
All of My Fandoms Can be found in my writing journal - phoenixfictions. The big ones right now are Twilight and The Dresden Files.
♥ At last count, I've written 98 fics over 23 fandoms.
♥ I've written two original novels (yet unedited/unpublished) and 26 original shorts.
♥ My poetry sucks, but I write it anyway.
♥ I never said I was any good at any of this.
♥ I have multiple prompt tables for several fandoms.
♥ I'm not interested in Fandom wank/drama/stupidity.
♥ I don't respond to flames or other negative, hurtful things. If you're THAT PERSON, please don't bring that here, because I will put on the bitch hat. Those comments will be deleted and you will be blocked.

The 'Shipper

♥ Twilight: Jasper/Alice, Carlisle/Esme, Edward/Bella
♥ Dresden Files: Harry/Murphy
♥ Big Bang Theory: Sheldon/Penny (because I can totally see it...just wait)
♥ Iron Man: Tony/Pepper
♥ The Covenant: Caleb/Sarah
♥ Firefly: Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon
♥ Lie to Me: Gillian/Cal (if only it weren't for that pesky husband)
♥ There will be more. Oh yes...there will...be more.

What Makes Me Squee?

♥ My 'ships in a story.
♥ Comments on my stories.
♥ General love. Hugs are awesome.
♥ Hugh Jackman.
♥ Ewan McGregor.
♥ Christian Bale.
♥ Hearing good things about my friends.
♥ Nine Inch Nails.
♥ Our Lady Peace.
♥ Making new friends.
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